Wednesday, August 25, 2004

"A thrice-cursed fascist tyrant and man-killer"

North Korea may be no source of comity, but it is a source of comedy. Apparently the NoKo officials have been perusing the MoveOn.org Official English Phrase Book. World Mag Blog reports:
More lip from North Korea

North Korea continued its tirade against President Bush, in what some U.S. officials think is a ploy to scuttle nuclear talks and deny him a political success before the November election. As quoted in today's Washington Post:

"Bush is, in fact, a thrice-cursed fascist tyrant and man-killer as he revived the fascist war doctrine which had been judged by humankind long ago and is now bringing dark clouds of a new Cold War to hang over our planet and indiscriminately massacring innocent civilians after igniting the Afghan and Iraqi wars," the statement said. It added: "It is the greatest tragedy for the U.S. that Bush, a political idiot and human trash, still remains in the presidential office of the world's only 'superpower,' styling himself"an emperor of the world.'"
Apparently they've given up on the idea of annihilating us with nuclear weapons and are instead hoping to make us laugh ourselves to death.